Staff Notice

ADDITIONAL TRAINING FOR ALL STAFF

1 - It is now and always has been the policy of this company to assure its employees are well trained.
Through our 'SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING' program, S.H.I.T. for short, we have given our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other company in this area.
If any employee feels that he or she dose not receive enough S.H.I.T. or that he or she could gain promotion by taking more S.H.I.T., please see your immediate supervisor.

2 - If you take all the S.H.I.T. that is given to you, you will then qualify for our Supervisors Programme 'COMPLETE RESPONSIBILITY ACTION PROGRAMME', C.R.A.P. for short.

So to become a member of out management team, simply take all the S.H.I.T. you can and then with all the additional C.R.A.P. you receive, you will soon become a Manager.

3 - For Managers, we are offering an additional scheme:- 'ADVANCED SUPERVISORY STAFF HELPING OUR LOYAL EMPLOYEES' A.S.S.H.O.L.E. For short.

So work hard and you will find that the more S.H.I.T. you take and the more C.R.A.P. you can handle, will qualify you as an A.S.S.H.O.L.E. for sure.

The Directors.