ADDITIONAL TRAINING FOR ALL STAFF
- It is now and always has been the policy of this company to
assure its employees are well trained.
Through our 'SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING' program, S.H.I.T.
for short, we have given our employees more S.H.I.T. than any
other company in this area.
If any employee feels that he or she dose not receive enough S.H.I.T.
or that he or she could gain promotion by taking more S.H.I.T.,
please see your immediate supervisor.
- If you take all the S.H.I.T. that is given to you, you will
then qualify for our Supervisors Programme 'COMPLETE RESPONSIBILITY
ACTION PROGRAMME', C.R.A.P. for short.
So to become a member of out management
team, simply take all the S.H.I.T. you can and then with all the
additional C.R.A.P. you receive, you will soon become a Manager.
- For Managers, we are offering an additional scheme:- 'ADVANCED
SUPERVISORY STAFF HELPING OUR LOYAL EMPLOYEES' A.S.S.H.O.L.E.
So work hard and you will find that the
more S.H.I.T. you take and the more C.R.A.P. you can handle, will
qualify you as an A.S.S.H.O.L.E. for sure.